IF YOU EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF JUST REMEMBER MY OLDER SISTER WENT ON A CRUISE WITH HER BEST FRIEND AND PARTIED WITH HAYLEY WILLIAMS AND DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME UNTIL I SAW HER POST ON FACEBOOK
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES